I picked Leo up from preschool today, and although it’s a pretty nice day, I hadn’t rolled down the windows or turned on any air. After about two minutes of me asking her what she had done at preschool, she cut me short and said, “Dad, I’m freaking hot in here.” [Emphasis on freaking]. At least we already know what one of Marissa’s legacies to her children will be – let’ just call it the ability to speak in rich and vibrant language.
I couldn’t help but laugh. It was a little hot in there, but I asked her if she was just hot or actually freaking hot. She confirmed, and I can attest, that she was indeed freaking hot. And then she told me to “kick down, whiteboy” . . . .
I love that there is a mini marissa in the works! What a great story! I hope your birthday was fabulous! Loving the Valentine’s tradition and super excited to see you guys on Oprah next Valentine’s day when the Aardvark has taken over America and Santa will have become a forgotten name.
okay I am FREAKING dying laughing! I love that Leo is a mini Marissa Gina Fest everyday! Are you going to survive Gina’s (your wife) teenage years when Leo goes through puberty? I’m not sure if you can handle it Denton…then just send them my way so I can handle my teenage years.
Gina, when I got off the phone with you today I was out of breath, literally, from laughing so hard. So James says to me, “Marissa is a constant in your life…therefore a constant in mine, too. It’s always nice when she calls.” I’m pretty sure that’s because I’m not being mean to him after Gina calls me, so we better talk more. I’m still laughing about you backing the car out with just Rocky and the kids screaming. That’s the best parenting EVER! Love you furnadette!
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hahahaha that is hilarious. what is this kick-down?
Marissa Gina is a celeb! I’m Summer C. and I have heard about you numerous times on Carrie’s blog. I am sure I will frequent your blog b/c you are HALARIOUS just like everyone says. Happy “freakin” b-day to ya! I turned 28 this year and my husband turned 30 and all I could tell him was that he was so old and he was getting gray hair and he better stop or else I was gonna find someone new. And your little girl sounds so funny! She will be your little prodigy!
Now if only you could incorporate Napoleon Dynamite into the mix!!!
love the aardvark – - – -so happy about the newspaper. Your dream come true Marissa – - You’ll be famous!!!